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Some Shit About Me

Hi! I’m Kelley Vance, & I will be your guide through the twists & turns of my wavy mind. Actually probably all minds are wavy because brains are like that, kinda bumpy & coil-y. Whatever. It won’t be a true travel a la Fantastic Voyage due to that technology not being invented yet. I suppose it could be a laparoscopic voyage, but endoscopy does not sound in the least appealing to me. Nor you, I’d assume. I could be wrong. I’m like that. I’m big enough to admit when I’m wrong.

I am a visual artist & writer. I’ve dabbled with music. Mostly that music is just like the word– dabbled. My favorite line about myself is “I live in a shed in the woods.” Which is not the whole story, but sounds hilarious so I’m sticking to it.

I sincerely hope I can amuse you with these musings. I know I’d much rather read something amusing than depressing. There’s ample enough of the latter as it is.